absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

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infamousnfamous:

me: hmmm, I haven’t been on facebook in a while I wonder what’s going on -

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me: *closes tab*

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pardonmewhileipanic:

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

(via misandry-mermaid)


intensional:

why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself from the world

(via seedy)


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

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phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

(via refreshes)


wreckedteens:

People who don’t wear leggings as pants are really missing out

(via bowtiesnlove)


instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

(via seedy)




andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

(via seedy)


shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

(via heythisisbecky)


papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

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